Quotes of the Day

Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:56 am

Customer (IT department):You guys have this system locked down so tight I can't get to a DOS prompt.
Tech (here at work): Sir, this system is a UNIX system.
Customer: Well I can't get it to a Windows screen even.
Tech: Sir this is a UNIX system.

harold · Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:00 am

iminhell wrote:"im havin a super hard time finding a MAF sensor for my 2004 srt-4, i would LOVE to kno if any of u guys knew someone who might have one, or maybe somewhere where i can get one since they dont have any in the dealership.

thanks"

If you know cars you'll get it.

I keep meaning to go in to Checker and ask for a thermostat for a 1980 Porsche 911...

frankjt96 · Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:20 pm

"Dude you fucked it all up in the most spectacular way I have ever seen!"

"Car is moving! Car is moving! Car is moving!"

"I need more beer...."

frankjt96 · Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:09 pm

"Honestly, what's the point of college if not to get blazzed, write your huge paper, and marvel at how you managed to swing an A in the class?"

Monkey Gein · Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:35 pm

totaly forgot boiut this thread

Wife: stop shaking it in my face!
Me: where else am i gonna shake it
Talking bout juice... sick f***s

Stilz · Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:20 am

my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:32 pm

Stilz wrote:my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

WTF? LMAO

I missed you.

Stilz · Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:30 pm

lol, i missed you guys too. why is no one super talkative anymore? 90% of the posts I look are are from 2005? its like wtf?

harold · Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:18 pm

Stilz wrote: Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

I've got that on my iPod.

Monkey Gein · Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:56 pm

me to my wife: i like putting things in your face

Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:00 pm

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.

focinite · Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:15 am

FORDSVTPARTS wrote:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.

hay this is a g rated site you knob!!!

focinite · Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:20 am

a young man at my work place is also a plumber....... hay rob ,hows the plumbing going?
rob replies....i wish i could get more experiance with pipe, i get to handle some good pipe tommara.....
i look at rob and laugh, then he says, i prefer 10 inch over any thing, i have yet to play with the 10 inch stuff.
at this point im ready to puke from laughing.

the best part is that same day i needed to pee but rob was in the bathroom taking pictures of him self in girls sunglasses( dont know dont ask) so as im peeing i ask rob.." hay when im done here you wanna give me hand?"

m1nDg4m3s · Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:35 am

"who decided on circular plainsy anyway?"

text i got from my drunk roomate after a night of partying. We still have no clue as to what it meant, or was supposed to say.

Monkey-Gein · Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:06 pm

your mom