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Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:27 am**

"I almost swallowed my mouth!"

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:31 pm**

I pulled a muscle last night, i liked it so much i kept pulling it!

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:12 pm**

While watching some swimming from the Olympics the swimmer Misty Hymen was mentioned. i looked it up because i thought my hearing was going, her name really is Misty Hymen. I can't quote what the guy said because i was completly blown away by the name.

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:03 am**

and this just in...

Louis Zerr wrote: My car is now named Giligan. That is what the plate will say.

He was only supposed to be on a 3 hour tour, my car was supposed to be on a 1 week trip to the shop, both were extended greatly.

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:26 am**

"for a little thing it sure makes a great impression"

Posted: **Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:47 pm**

"I ate the pink chalk because I'm GAY!!!!!"

--Coworker during inventory last night.

Posted: **Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:37 pm**

Here's some more..

I want to date an olympic genius.. preferably a female"

"It aint the first time I wiped white shit off of my back"

"I love weiners"

and

"We were out of ice cubes so I'm using frozen strawberries"

Classics!

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:04 pm**

"Well, Hooter's is more of a dinner food"
-Trahma

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:13 am**

"Bugs like dark, Moist places, just like most men"
-Jay (while at hooters having more of a dinner food while trying to be hustled into buying a hoosters calander)

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:27 am**

"What's her name again? It started with a Ch or K"
-Doughboy. One pitcher too many on the New Castle

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:02 pm**

"Last time I got drunk I danced on him like he was a pole and I was a stripper"
- from Las Vegas this past week

Posted: **Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:23 pm**

I accidently said the following to the 29 residents i am in charge of while at a floor meeting...

"If the girl has me in a headlock and is spanking me....oohhhhhhh, yeah, thats what i want."

They will not let me live that down!

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:17 am**

over the wall cube talking leads to the best quotes...

"hey rodney... are you familiar with mounting?"

This one isn't dying.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:28 pm**

her "my phone just took a shit"
me "well you better clean it up"

does that break the rules? more of an owned?

Posted: **Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:06 pm**

<Rod> And now you know why I wear brown underwear

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