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Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:29 am**

"uh oh, my frog is leaking." -that one was actually by me.

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:56 am**

"a kid is just a receipt that she has sex" - JJ

Posted: **Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:24 pm**

trahma wrote: "a kid is just a receipt that she has sex" - JJ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO.... JJ IS THE SHIT!!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:05 pm**

haha. also know as a sex trophy

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:28 pm**

My friend told me this tonight,

"I'm in a bit of a time crunch here, please come sperminate me."

~Jutz

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:29 pm**

"I felt a prick."

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:21 pm**

"I do have morning sickness, it's called a hangover."

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:28 pm**

"i'm a glazed ham"

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:48 pm**

"You need to go find a cheap tailor. Cheap as in inexpesive."

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:10 pm**

...an anonymous rider in Justin's car after a plate or two of "3-Mile Island" wings at Hooters and on the drive home:

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm not gonna make it to Eric's house"

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:49 am**

ohh, whats that smell? Ohh damn, close your legs!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:46 pm**

"Awwwww, look at you- you have your own little stalker."
- me at the bar last night

Posted: **Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:39 pm**

"how was work"

"i swear, i'm going to fucking kill someone"

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:39 pm**

"Can you believe that Joe's Deli is out of pork rinds?!? I'm so mad."
- coworker this evening.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:40 pm**

"I was wondering why I was getting turned on just walking around. I forgot that I was missing some hair"
- a female friend.

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Haha, another good one.