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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:09 am
by iamgod
^^thats awesome!
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:10 pm
by Doughboy
"What's bad is I was just air-humping you and all you have to say is: 'Did you just say five o'ten'."
Said to me at work today
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:26 pm
by Doughboy
"He should be fine for a few days. I left him two bowls of food and the toilet seat is up."
-Angie at the bar last night.
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:05 am
by Flea
"when jamal gets hot, he can stroke it all night long"
an announcer at the target center, while watching the shakopee vs ritchfield game on tv.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:31 pm
by Doughboy
"Dude, I gotta slow down. My sock is falling down."
-Angie
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 10:32 pm
by Doughboy
"He's lactating cheese curds!"
-at the bar about a week ago.
"It's easy- meow, clip clip clip"
- A slightly anebriated Tim
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:51 am
by Louis Zerr
Toner Pastry just said-"When you held it from the bottom it was rigid?"
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:51 pm
by trahma
"my eyeball hurts"
"so last night i experimented with a bag of shrimp"
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:40 pm
by Doughboy
"We haven't made an appointment or anything yet, but I think we might be getting a visit from the boob-fairy"
"You better watch out, that sprinkler's gonna hit you"
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:42 am
by Flea
" lets get drunk and have a fleasome"
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:37 pm
by Doughboy
"I just don't think words that start with 'U' are very masculine"
-Brandon
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:23 pm
by Doughboy
"Hey, don't knock pigs. Pigs are my brothers"
-John @ work
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:40 pm
by Doughboy
"We can make you laugh if you go grab a bannana."
- @ work
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:50 am
by streak
"you want i should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield?"
ever
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:05 pm
by focinite
ever play in some other dudes drawrs, i have , only to get a tool out though..............thats gross........... im a mechanic, get it..drawers , tool.........fuck it ,never mind im goona go over here and hit my self with my dead blow.