Minnesota Focus Owners Club

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cos/646113248.html

momma has a bullet hole

frankjt96 wrote:http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cos/646113248.html

momma has a bullet hole

Poor momma, if the ad is real and not someones idea of a prank then the
"will trade for a good dog or weed eater, will also consider any kind
of alcohol as long as it ain't been opened up." is a hoot. Thought hillbilly kin was more of an Eastern and Southern thing.

B

LOL, OMG, thats fucking awesome...

HAHAHA

Thinking of swapping my pink big birds for lawn gnomes or trolls or whatever the hell their called !! Kyle assures me they do lawn care which equals more garage time for me ! Kyle's got Stewie doing lawn care at his place , "Where Stewie goes nothing grows! "--o6designs-CATZUP

you should trade the PT cruiser for them

I'd be very careful poking fun at a car with a good 100+ horsepower more than a stock focus.....it might hunt you down and condimentize you like a hot dog.

tgnorman wrote:I'd be very careful poking fun at a car with a good 100+ horsepower more than a stock focus.....it might hunt you down and condimentize you like a hot dog.

I'd agree...He has a nasty little hauler...

It still looks like somethign an old man would drive. Oh way, an old man does drive it.

^^^

haha.....he said condimentize.

My new word for the weekend!

I can haul catzup faster than the average old geezer ! Gotta remember a car nut my age has usually had all the fast cars he's wanted or can still get the ones his credit will allow !! A freind I work with says the "old" farts have had all the fast cars , fast women , good food and good booze that the laws of nature allow !! How do think we got gray hair and pot guts ? It wasn't just our kids (Kyle) that cause that ! More than likely his brother and sister contributed fairly heavy too !! Mr Pepsi better watch out for us old geesers -We basically have our own union (AARP).I could maybe get a months worth of blue hairs to drive in front of him ever where he goes at 20 mph slower than posted speed with the left turn signal on since last Christmas !!!-o6designs-CATZUP

LOL...do you mean since last Wibben's Day?

LMAO...

found this too, anyone want a geo metro?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fre/546194826.html

Yes of course , I forgot that holiday . Don't pick on the Geo to much , Kyles' brother had one . Even thou they're a shit box of a car-they'll run long than you'll want to be seen in one !! Some cars are hard to get-those are hard to want. Next thing to walking !!---o6designs--CATZUP

o6designs wrote:I can haul catzup faster than the average old geezer ! Gotta remember a car nut my age has usually had all the fast cars he's wanted or can still get the ones his credit will allow !! A freind I work with says the "old" farts have had all the fast cars , fast women , good food and good booze that the laws of nature allow !! ...CATZUP

06' don't forget the whole rear end of that baby full of little Rascal scooters, yup even at the flea market you roll tight...

Why is it that every time 06 joins a thread, I end up laughing so hard the neighbors almost call the cops?