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Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:07 pm
by frankjt96
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch
rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to
get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't
forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:18 pm
by o2designs
LOL...nice


You forget the Focus boards tho...???

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:37 pm
by lox222
Best read. I love this!

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:40 pm
by hermitmaster
I lol'd. :lol: You missed a few though.
Lancer Evo
240SX/Silvia
350Z/370Z/G35/G37
3000GT (See DSM, also needs tranny)
I'm sure there are a few more.

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:04 pm
by Stilz
Fpcus fprums:
We love nachos... defenitly love nachos... :lol:

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:28 pm
by frankjt96
Focus Forums;
-----I just dumped $10,000 into my car, and it still does a 1/4 mile in 16 seconds

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:35 pm
by tgnorman
frankjt96 wrote:Focus Forums;
-----I just dumped $10,000 into my car, and it still does a 1/4 mile in 16 seconds
If you stuff $10k into a focus and you're still running 16s in the 1/4 (or if you're not running a V8), you've got some issues.

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 10:35 pm
by Patalrob
:lol:

Meh I don't care about the quarter mile anymore.

Focus Forums-

Lets see if we can take the Corvette over on the cloverleaf.

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:17 am
by o2designs
Patalrob wrote::lol:

Meh I don't care about the quarter mile anymore.

Focus Forums-

Lets see if we can take the Corvette over on the cloverleaf.

Exactly...

FocusForum--
Why does everyone in front of me on exit ramps slow down so much? They are ruining my gas mileage!!

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 3:02 pm
by iminhell
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
I lost it on this one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Whats going on on the other forums...

Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 3:38 pm
by 04svt
Patalrob wrote::lol:

Meh I don't care about the quarter mile anymore.

Focus Forums-

Lets see if we can take the Corvette over on the cloverleaf.
HAHAHAHAHA I did...694 at 94! he wasnt very happy bout it! got the one finger salute from him and his wife!