$1,000,000 Buick

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199? Buick AKA (THE DRAGON) - $1000000 (anoka)
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Date: 2009-04-09, 8:49PM CDT


behold the 199? Buick AKA (THE DRAGON), this car has takin me to hell and back (somewhat heat risistant), the paint is a little faded due to the fact that it was completely submerged in hot lava... TWICE!. (dont ask why). Front bumper is a little smashed in because i went head on with an adult african rhinosours. left side mirror currently dangaling by electrical cords because my Fu**ing girlfriend was to drunk to walk, so when i lifted her out of the car with my man strength i slipped and fell right into the mirror, her head slammed the upper right corner of the hood resulting in a shallow dent. rear passenger side door has large dent as a result of the Anoka County Police attemping to use the P.I.T.T. manouver to imobilize my vehical from the high speed chase, they were under the impression that i was harboring an extra terestrail being in the trunk, good thing for the cloaking capabilities (currenty not functionting) made that easy to escape the situation. The car had been stolen once, but i regained ownership within 5 minutes after the dragon went into auto pilot (currently not functioning) and ejected the car jacker into a nearby ravine. i dont know if this car had a previouse owner, it just apeared in my 3rd car garage one day befor i went out to smoke some weed. BRAND NEW FRONT TIRES purchesed from the black market, in addition comes with front and back seats, Asking price is $1,000,000 OBO WILLING TO NEGOTIATE!
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